Pissed


If I hear one more comment about Britney Spears being fat, I am going to freaking loose it. She is NOT FAT. She actually looks pretty and womanly. She is very fit and any of her stomach sticking out is muscle that she just isn't sucking in at that moment. People are sick.

Hola, Come Estas?


Hello there! I never write, and I figure the only people who read this are Rach and Jackie. Unfortunately, I have no fun baby news to report except that I am anxiously awaiting the reveal of the gender of Mimsies' groundhog. All my friends having babies lately gave me major baby fever for awhile. I just felt so behind. I have only know the love of my life and future baby daddy for 1 year and 10months. No one believes me when I say this, even our close friends that we see every week. We have been living together for 1 year and 3 months. It sounds so bad when you right it out like that. Like we raced into things, but we didn't. It just worked and it only continues to work better.

So blah blaah blah...I am in a perfect relationship. Nothing to interesting to read about there. I do miss my Mimsies and hopefully she, Cori and I will be taking a trip soon to Arkansas! I guess I need to just write more if anyone is interested. I have a million funny stories I could tell about my mom, the cats, work, let me think of a particular one.

Oh! My mom visited a psychic. Apparently she has seen this woman before several years ago and the things she predicted came true. I think actually only one of the things came true but that is all my mom remembers. So, she calls me up and reports that Chris and I are going to move to Chicago and then move back here to Dallas, and then have babies. Also, I am going to become a famous scientist. I am a Research Assistant people. This is basically code for glorified manual labor. I have no PhD and therefore NO scientific credibility. And, remembering this, I am also pretty sure my mom went to a psychic when I was in high school and she said that I was going to be a famous model! HA! If modeling at Auburn University's Bloopers intermission counts as famous, then she hit it on the money!!! Basically the reasons that this is funny for a second to me and then just sad is because my mom has very little money and still participates in these shenanigans. (I just had to look up how to spell that word...but I am TOTALLY going to be a famous scientist).

It wasn't that funny...I know. I will do better next time. Here's a picture of when I thought I could be a model. I still have those jeans...hell if I've worn them in the past four years.

Napa

Chris and I took a fabulous trip to Napa (and then San Francisco) about a month ago and here are my favorite pictures from the trip! We went for a wedding.

This is at the rehersal dinner at the Arteza winery.














The groom and my hot hippie boyfriend.

At the Sterling Vineyard

Wine Snob













More to come of San Francisco!

You pretty thing,
Let me buy you a wedding ring,
Let me hear the choir sing,
Oh you pretty thing.
You pretty thing,
Let me walk you down the aisle,
Darlin' wear a lover's smile,
Oh you pretty thing.
Let me kiss you again,
Squeeze and hold you tight,
Let me give all my love,
The rest of my life.
You pretty thing,
Let me hold you by my side,
And become my blushing bride,
You pretty thing,
Pretty thing,
Let me dedicate my life,
You will always be my wife,
Oh you pretty thing.

MASTER CLEANSE


So, has anyone heard of this? I started it this morning. Basically, you drink lemon, water, cayanne pepper and grade B maple syrup all day long. FOR 10 DAYS MINIMUM.

I know; I'm crazy. I'm scared and crazy...

So far I feel ok though. I have had three glasses of the stuff and no solid food. I have a major caffeine headache but that is to be expected. I will let you know how it goes.

I Finally Have the Internet at Home!
...and this is what I choose to post.




This is Rachel (Mimsies) and I in Fourth grade. Hot.

Surprise, Surprise


Another post! I really don't have much to report. My mom and I went shopping yesterday for a belated birthday outting together. We spent most of our time in Neiman Marcus pretending we could afford some lip gloss from there. I remember when I was little and I actually had a closet full of clothes from Neimans. Weird. I just can't bring myself to spend any money on frivilous things right now. I am trying to pay off college debt.

Oh, so I can't find any information on this on the internet. (Well, nothing I like the sound of.) Yesterday, I was in the shower and my nipples starting burning/stinging so BADLY! I had to get out of the shower so the water would stop hitting them. What in the world is this?

We had a loverly dinner with Chris' parents and my mom last night in our dining room. I am so happy we bought the table. It makes the house seem like a home.

Ok, that's all. Outtie 5,000.